February 2012
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nobody knows how to open the yearbook safe, so i should probably just stay behind!
i’d be taking one for the team, but it’s k.
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take a screenshot of your desktop rn and then...
coloredcaffeinemagic:
lizayzay:
schrutebucks:
oldfilmsflicker:
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83) I can estimate how long I've been friends with...
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i can’t wait to make the transition from an obnoxious loner high school student to an obnoxious loner college student.
ugh times seven thousand.
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also i don’t think we’re having a snow day tomorrow. so just do your homework, kids.
updatezzzzzz
i guess it’s best that i GO and just deal with it. i made up some stupid reason for the rest of the staff why i didn’t want to go but obviously i don’t want blame it on the alcohol/empire state of mind version 2 all up in hurr. i just have to DEAL WITH IT.
also i can’t wait until i get to 13 ebay feedback. then i’m just STOPPING so i can keep it that...
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if you losers fuck up this nyc trip, i’m going to haunt the shit out of you when i cross over.
yeah.
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i’m not catholic, but i gave up doing something for lent. and if i do it, of couse, i’ll reward myself with a cute dress.
i also mailed a post secret today which i’m shocked that i’ve never found the time to do. not going to post it since it’s pretty personal, but just ask if you want to see it.
truth be told, i’m not any happier when you’re here than when you’re not, so why am i so upset?
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i hate the noise that your heels make when you enter the school at 6:53 every morning. i almost feel like they’re digging into my throat with every step.
i hate my brother’s cockiness. he’s only twelve, but i hear him saying “that’s so easy, you’re so dumb” so his friend’s on the phone almost daily. he’s rude to my parents, rude to his...
i went to my friend’s house after work the other night and my friend’s mom asked me if i was hungover.
yeah, it’s that bad.
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none of my friends believe i work at chuck e. cheese even though they have seen paychecks, my lanyard and actually seen me there. WORKING.
my parents believe i do despite the fact i sometimes get home at 1 am and always smell like cigarettes. whenever they come to visit, i’m in the back.
yeah. life’s weird like that.
so i either
a) get a camera off of craig’s list from some guy in clarkston
b) go to get the camera but instead be abducted and suffocated by some guy in clarkston
either way is cool
the last high school drama we will have to deal with is grad party drama so let’s be as petty as possible.
there will be prizes.
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being in a dr. seuss film turned taylor momsen into a satan-worshipper, so let’s see what it does to taylor swift.
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if everything ever got to be too much for me, you’ll know where you stand with me by where your photo is on my wall. and if you’re not there, that can even be a good thing.
remember that.
going to study for math now
only not really…
just pretending~~
things:
i love you so much, but sometimes you are so rude when i’m TRYING to do something nice for you. we all are. unf. love you still. first semester me and second semester me are actually two different people. reference pages are batshit. who are my friends again? i honestly don’t know. i put feather extensions in my hair.
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ron weasley: you can't break an unbreakable vow.
channing tatum: really, tell me more.
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valentine’s day was not THAT bad. also, speech class is hilarious.
and my parents said that they left a card for me on the kitchen table and went rampant when i said it wasn’t there when i got home. what could be in there, i wonder?
often my friends/friends have been so concerned with the thought of (believing) that i have an eating disorder to not notice ACTUAL problems that i’m ACTUALLY having.
i’m not that skinny.
nowhere near.
to-do list:
ask a twenty-one year old to prom, throw snow at my neighbors and teach my chihuahua to shop online.
(actually, just that first one.)
if you have albums and albums of cell phone mirror photos, just understand that we aren’t friends.
downloaded a whole bunch of software to figure out the shutter count on a couple of yearbook cameras. and it WILL NOT work. so the shutter count is infinity. these cameras are actually indestructible.
i keep telling myself that after this is all over, i’ll start seeing you again. i know i won’t. that means i have to be the one to put forth the effort, and i don’t want to bother you. after this is all over i will 100% start knitting again tho like the eighty year old i am.
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@callitneurotic
I lease horses sometimes, but sometimes I have months off but I don’t have one horse that is 100% mine all of the time. I wish!
me: leave me the fuck alone.
dogs: i'm going to sit on the seat next to her.
horse: i'm going to bite her ear.
me: come here!!!
dogs: time for a nap.
horse: i'm currently denying your existence.